Stephen Ornelas

Our Fearless Leader

Stephen Ornelas is the founder, captain, and chief mischief-maker at Squished Diorama Productions. Part creative visionary, part tech whisperer, and part drone pilot who occasionally “tests gravity” the hard way, he’s the one steering this wonderfully odd ship.

With a background in digital marketing, web development, SEO, and brand strategy, Stephen knows how to make businesses grow — not just in numbers, but in style points. He’s been known to turn caffeine into code, brainstorms into campaigns, and small details into big results.

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He believes big ideas should be built with precision, fueled by passion, and delivered with just enough spectacle to make people stop and stare. Great work should be equal parts precision and play. That means if you hire us, you’ll get strategy sharper than a craft knife … but also the occasional bad pun, too much coffee, and possibly a miniature model of your brand mascot.

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Special Skills:

• Web Dev Wizardry
• SEO Sorcery
• Drone Pilot Extraordinaire
• Creative Campaign Alchemist
• Photo & Video Sniper
• AI Trainer

Weakness:

• “Just one more shot” syndrome

Miniature Weapon of Choice:

• Custom-Built Supercomputer with RTX 5090 – Water-cooled, RGB-lit, ultra-optimized for creative domination and 8K gaming glory.
• Project Orion AI Core – Proprietary AI for creative strategy, market prediction, and workflow automation.
• Executive Command Console – Starship bridge–level desk rig with ultra-wide displays, drone controls, and an espresso tap.
• The Squish Lab Mobile Command Unit – Road-ready production powerhouse for instant content creation anywhere. Outfitted with Starlink and workstations docks for team.

Most Likely To…

• Turn a 10-minute meeting into a frantic, timed challenge project with the winner takes the day off payoff
• Turn a “quick” brainstorming session into a cinematic trailer pitch.
• Build a custom app over the weekend just to automate ordering office snacks.
• Explain SEO using miniature dioramas and Lego minifigs.
• Buy the latest tech “for the company” and then test it… extensively.
• Call an emergency meeting because he just had a “million-dollar idea” in the shower.
• Pilot a drone indoors to prove it can be done.
• Install three backup internet connections “just in case.”
• Spend 20 minutes adjusting RGB lighting until it “feels productive.”
• Turn a PowerPoint deck into a fully animated short film.
• Suggest capturing B-roll… at a team lunch.

Fun Fact:

• Once explained API integration using LEGO bricks… and it actually worked. </aside>

Motto: "It's going to be BIG, DAGEURROTYPE BIG!"

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